Thu
Apr 9, 2026
Split Bill
Main Stage

THE NYNES VARIETY HOUR PRESENTS: An Evening of Disaster and Triumph

No reservations
With opening act:  
Dining 5:30-9pm. Music 7:30pm.

We guarantee, without a speck of hyperbole or hesitation, that this old-fashioned comedy variety show will be the SINGLE GREATEST ENTERTAINMENT EXPERIENCE of your life. You will never be the same after you see it. On your deathbed, at a ripe old age, surrounded by those you love and cherish, your final thoughts will not be memories of them, but of this singular, triumphant show.

THE NYNES VARIETY HOUR PRESENTS: An Evening of Disaster and Triumph
Apr 9, 2026
  •  
Main Stage
  •  
Dining 5:30-9pm. Music 7:30pm.
That's the plan.

But, if we're being honest, this *could* be a total disaster. Careers ended. Hearts broken. Lives ruined forever to a soundtrack of weeping, gnashing of teeth, and tepid applause. A spectacle of humiliation and failure so devastating that, on your deathbed, at a ripe old age, surrounded by those you love and cherish, your final thoughts will not be memories of them, but of the horrors you witnessed onstage in the Spring of 2026.

Sound like high stakes for a comedy show? You ain't kidding, friend. But remember, without the possibility of disaster, there can be no possibility of triumph. Have hope. Be brave. Make your reservation today.

Featuring:

Siobhan O'Malley (Music)

Siobhan O'Malley is a singer-songwriter based out of New York City who plays a mix of folk-pop-rock. Siobhan grew up writing songs and musicals (there is an archive of a musical she wrote as a 10 year old that was based on the Babysitters Club, but was called "the Pet Sitters").  She started writing songs in college as a strange pull, a strange calling, just believing it was something she needed to do. After that, she released "Permanent Markers," her debut album. She played out around the city a whole lot.  She then signed with the label Blue Coccoon and recorded the well-praised "Alibi Bye".  She ended up touring around the country, playing her music--from dive bars to giant theaters.  She then released the EP, "Let's Get Ahead of Ourselves, Baby!"  Her song, "I Spy" was featured in a commercial by the brand Linda & Harriet. She also wrote the music for the movie "Broccoli". Siobhan recently became un-retired from songwriting.  She is so happy to be writing music again and playing out!

Duke Comedy Theater Players (Improv)

Amy Jay (Storytelling)

Amy Jay (she/her) is a storyteller, actor, and word witch. Also an Aquarius. Highlights of 2025 include winning Story Slams, a Grand Slam - and an Adult Spelling Bee! - but the grand highlight of her year has been finding the incredible, welcoming storytelling community in the Hudson Valley.

Patrick Grizzard (Host/Emcee)

Patrick was an actor and writer in NYC for over a decade where he made comedy, theater, short films, and lots of digital content. In 2024, he moved to the Hudson Valley with the light of his life, Polly. They live in Red Hook with their yellow lab puppy, Daisy. He hopes this show will be a triumph but acknowledges it may be a disaster.